text analysis for spoof text 2

Orientation       : james and john are lunatic asylum occupant and they got into the same cell.

Event                 : John jumped into the pool eventhough he cant swim, and then James followed                               to save him.

Twist                  : James hung  John to dry him up

SPOOF TEXT 2

                James and john are lunatic asylum occupant. They went to lunatic asylum in the same time so they get to the same cell. And that's why they're becoming best friend. 

                At a free time, they were having a engrossing conversation beside the pool. It was pretty hot that day.  Seeing their friend swimming. Cursory, John would go for a swim too. But he forgot that he cant swim. Without a second thought, he jumped into the pool. James followed john to jump to save his best friend. 

                After listened to that story from the nurse, the doctor who handle both of them thinks he have to send james down.  Because, james' psychological condition has improved and getting back to the society is a good option. 

When Doctor called james and asked, 

Doctor                 : The nurse said that you saved John

James                   : Yes, I did  

Doctor                 : And where's john? 

James pulled doctor's sleeve to the yard  and says, "I hang john so he can quickly dry" 

Text analysis for breakfast text

•       Orientation

                Mom is having her birthday, and her sons obeyed her to not to get out of bed

•       Event

                The sons are making their breakfast in the kitchen

•       Twist

                The sons are not making the breakfast for their mom, while mom’s thinking the opposite way

SPOOF TEXT

BREAKFAST

There was a place who lived by a widow and her two sons. One morning, mom is having her birthday.

Son1,2 : Happy birthday mom!!!

Mom     : Oh sons, thank you so much

Son 1     : Mom, because today is your birthday, please don’t get out of bed, just continue your rest.

Mom     : Are you serious??

Son 2     : Yes mom, please!!!

Pleasantly, she obeyed the son’s command. There she is staying still in her bed. Meanwhile, she smelled an omelet and bacon from the kitchen. Mom thinked her sons are making her breakfast.

             Once it is done, the sons called their mom to go downstairs

             Son 1     : Come down mom! Look what we have here.

When mom is walking down the stairs, she saw both of her sons are seating nicely in front of the dining table and there are a well served omelet and bacon in front of them.

             Mom     : Oh, how nice of you, thank you sons, today I be a happiest mother in this world

             Son1      : “Well its not for you mom. It’s a surprise actually, that we’re making our self a breakfast this morning”.

Expression Dialogue

One beautiful morning, in Senior High School number one. Dila, Awi, and Suci were talking each other.

Dila : “Hi Awi ! did you get wet yesterday ? that was rain, right ?”
Awi : “Ya, I got wet. But just a little. On my area it was just drizzel.”
Suci : “Haha, so there were many people look on you. So pity...”
Awi : “Of course. But its not A-W-I if I cant stay cool. How about you ?”
Suci : “Hmm, I think I was pitier than you. I really got wet. It was like I’m dying. I was really really tired.”
Dila : “ohh, so pity are you.”

Then, Hesty came and join with them.

Hesty : “Hay guys !”
DAS : “Hi !”
Hesty : “Dila, did you do your homework ?”
Dila : “Of course. Why ?”
Hesty : “May I borrow it. Just a little cheat. I dont know a number.”
Dila : “Yes, you can borrow mine.”

After that, Hesty did her homework. Awi and Dila go to toilet. When Suci sat on Awi’s chair, she found something under the table. Three minutes later, Awi and Dila came back.

Suci : “What is that ?”
Awi : “My gas stove. For kuliner.”
Suci : “ohhh. Hey ! Hesty !”
Hesty : “Yes, what ?”
Suci : “Lets we borrow it to your friend. Did you already ask her ?”
Hesty : “Ya. Lets take it.”

So, Suci and Hesty went to Nisrina (Hesty’s friend) class. Nisrina said that she forgot to bring the gas stove.
On the way...

Hesty : “Oh no ! So, how we cook ?”
Suci : “I dont know. How about we ask Awi ? Borrow her gas stove ?”
Hesty :” Okay, lets try it.”

Hesty and Suci back to class.

Awi : “Hei, where is your gas stove ?”
Suci : “Hesty’s friend forget to bring it. So, may I borrow yours ?”
Awi : “Yes you may. But after my team have done. Okay”
Dila : “Ya, its just take a little while.”

Then, Suci and Hesty back to their chair. Awi and Dila start to talk about something else.

Dila : “Awi, tomorrow , there is history presentation. We dont make it finish.”
Awi : “Oh man ! I forget about that. Dila, if after school, can we finish it ?”
Dila : “Ya, I have a lot of time. And I bring my laptop.”
Awi : “Okay, its perfect. We’ll do it after school.”

The bells rang. When kuliner lesson Suci and Hesty did their cook well. And after school, Awi and Dila finally finish their slide presentation.

“The End”

CONDITIONAL SENTENCES

Hi guys, today I will give you some examples from conditional sentences.

Conditional Sentences Type 1

1.      If I don’t late, I will come to flagceremony.

2.      We will get the gold medal if we win the game.

3.      I will save my money if I want watch 2PM concert.

4.      I will go to the party if not rain.

5.      Durian’s cost will be cheap if there are many durian in market.

Conditional Sentences Type 2

1.      I would get overtime wage if I overtime worked.

2.      If the mouse walked front of me, I would kill it.

3.      If the aides aigepty mosquito bit you, you would dengue fever.

4.      Your phone would damage if you put your phone in water

5.      We would get daily examination if mam Sofy came to class.

Conditional Sentences Type 3

1.      If I had a bicycle, I would have gone to school by bicycle.

2.      I would have been fat if I had eaten many meat.

3.      If I had come to south korea, I would have met Min Ho.

4.      If I had bought many clothes, I would have gotten discount.

5.      Government would have given me two hundred million rupiahs if I had won a gold medal.

NARRATIVE TEXT

English Task. Work inpairs.
Made by Me and Nabila Arum Septirani  (XI Science 1)

One day, there was a poor old widow who had a son named Jack. They lived in a village near the river. The old widow worked as a farmer, while her son was jobless. The widow loved her son very much, she always tried to give the best for her son that her son happy.

The son told her mother that he wanted to get married, "Mom, I love a girl, I want to marry her". Her mother answered with a little smile, "I'm glad to hear that, if you really love her, marry her.” Jack married the girl. The girl named Sara. Sara lived in a small hut with Jack and his mother. After married, Jack still didn’t want to find a job and Sara asked to buy expensive items.

Day after day, characteristic of Sara more seen. Spoiled, selfish, and loved to make up all the time. One afternoon, Sara was bored, her mother-in-law was worked and her husband was taking a nap. Sara went around the village, when she was passed the market, she saw a rich woman wore a pearl necklace and beautiful dress. Sara really wanted the necklace, she wanted to show off to other girls in her village.

When Sara arrived home, she told Jack and cried, "I want new dress and pearl necklace. Why your mother can not give it to me? It means that your mother doesn’t love me.” Jack’s mother came home, Jack said, "Mother, my wife wanted a beautiful neackle with pearls on it and some beautiful dresses. She need it to be pretty. You must be proud if your daughter-in-law looks really beautiful ". His mother answered with Sadness, "Yes, I will be so proud, my son. But.. too bad.. I can not buy them. I didn’t have so much money. Believe me, I wanted to, but I can’t ". Sara secretly heard the conversation between them.

Sara were became really mad and upset. She made Jack to hate his mother with million ways. Jack began to hated his mother. He was often angry with her mother. His mother, who is patient, still continued pray for the good of his beloved son and her daughter-in-law.

One day, Sara found a beautiful leather purse on Jack's locker. She thought it would be so expensive if she selled it. Then, she went to the town and sold it to a rich man. Jack were so angry known his purse were gone. Sara told him that his mother took it and selled it. Without thinking, he drove out his mother, "Go away from here!" Her mother cried, "Listen to me, my son..... I never known about your leather purse, I've never seen it before. I...” He pushed his mother," Get out!"

Jack’s mother really sad, he didn’t stop cried, he didn’t know where to go. Suddenly, he met a man all-dressed-in-white. "Follow me, people like you deserve to live happily ever after", the strange man said. The poorwidow followed him. She didn’t know where she was. Suddenly, she found herself in a shiny place, filled with various foods and everything was available there. The poor widow lived happily without have to work hard there.

Less than a week, Jack and Sara’s life fell apart. Sara was madbecause she obsessed to be rich, and Jack, because he didn’t know how toget money, he eventually became a beggar in town.